The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!