The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to poo.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!