The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to die if you think

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to be wrong

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to have no powers

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to die.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!