The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!