Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!