the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to live.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to not finish your

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!