the power to seduce hats

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!