The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Stop clapping

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!