The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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shit and piss at the same time

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!