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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to herd cats

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to eat with your butt

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!