The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to explode on the moon

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to poke

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!