The power to predict the present

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to have a power

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to clean

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!