the power to go on this website

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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make youself dumb

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!