The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to youtube poop

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!