power to fly...backwards.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to fall up.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!