The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to poo.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to do one push-up

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!