The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Lactokinesis

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!