the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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Acid pee

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!