solar powered night-vision

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!