The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!