- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe

The power to grow one wing

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

the power to be wrong

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

Power to develop diseases.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

See through invisible people

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

Pointless Super Powers