the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Taekwondo

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to see forever

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to speak only one language

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!