- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

+40

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

+34

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

+30

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

+24

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

-20

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

-28

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to make my own sandwich

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to skip the Kripp.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to poo in the toilet

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to have a power.

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix