The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Stop clapping

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!