The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to be a woman

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!