The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!