The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to see forever

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!