The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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to die when you are happy

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!