The ability to change races.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!