The power to never stop shitting.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!