The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!