- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power to turn into random objects

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to make yourself not have a super power

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to be invisable when your dead

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

A good Kisser

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to die at will

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to itch your teeth

Pointless Super Powers