The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to ignore useful information

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!