- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power to shit with your mouth

A good Kisser

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to revive Hitler.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

Pointless Super Powers