The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!