- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to die

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to watch tv

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to create powers

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The ability to police irony

The power to lose this power.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The ability to not be Batman

the power to fart the alphebet

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

Pointless Super Powers