The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!