The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to start time.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!