The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to be stupid

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!