The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!