The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!