The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to close your nose

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!