The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow new teeth.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power drown in water

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the power to sneeze cum

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To pee standing up.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to lose this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!