The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have no powers

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!