the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!