the power to control your own body movements

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the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to shape shift into water

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to glow while under the sun

Super-slowness

The power to be powerless

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

Power to develop diseases.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!