The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!