The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to change races.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power of not knowing

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to die at will

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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A healing punch

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power of being yourself

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!