the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power... to move you.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!