The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to eat food.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!