The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!