The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!