The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to be distracted with grea

thumb_up thumb_down +82

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to smell thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to explode on the moon

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to turn int water when your in water.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

thumb_up thumb_down +151

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!