power to eat through your but

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to beathe

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to jerk off

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to dance really well

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!