The power to fall up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Lactokinesis

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!