The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

thumb_up thumb_down -11

power to fly...backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to breathe

thumb_up thumb_down +142

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

the ability to grow your nails at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

Stop clapping

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +58

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!